You Can Lead A Horse To Blotter.......But You Can't Make Him Think

A Deposit Account In Which To Bank My Extra Words..... The interest I earn from my readers is an infinitely more valuable return than any bank could ever pay....

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

They finally decided to charge me with something from when I got raided last August......I GOT RAIDED Pt. 5 (13 mos. Later)

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There are probably very few, if any of you who remember my saga. I have (had) an extensive blotter art collection, much of it rare, signed,...
Sunday, February 22, 2015

A Novel Theory About Why Psychedelics Give You Gut Rot

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Ok, bear with me. I'm actually pretty excited about this specific idea, mainly because I think it is accurate. If it is, it may be the...
Thursday, February 12, 2015

List of the 8 Candidates which I believe make up the "New Daily Show Host" Short-List

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Let me go on record saying it: Here is my prediction of some of the people I would have on my shortlist, if I wanted to replace Stewarts l...
Friday, January 30, 2015

I GOT RAIDED....Pt. IV.....End of January 2015 Update

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So the two fools who plead straight guilty, with no deal even struck have reached a conclusion in this yearlong saga (well it was a year f...
Thursday, January 15, 2015

Have You Met Me?: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No

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If you are unfamiliar with the inspiration behind my name, and some of the weirder quirks in my profile, then I certainly feel that you wo...
Monday, December 22, 2014

This Holdiay Season, Please Remember that the Abrahamic Religions are the single worst fucking thing that has ever happened to mankind.

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and Rad Ramadan!! Actually, fuck all three of those. I wish you a Sublime Solstice! This comment was in...
Tuesday, November 4, 2014

I GOT RAIDED Pt. III ......... So, the NBOMe Raid is actually part of a huge murder investigation.....

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So here is some information that will help you put into context just how convoluted this whole situation actually is.  The raid, while...
Sunday, October 26, 2014

My Blotter Art is back!!

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I cannot divuge details as i am crunched for time...But My Art Is Back Online!! It was an inexplicably specific, and unexplained error ...
Friday, October 17, 2014

Apparently Google Has an Issue With My Blotter Art Collection.... aka.... Please Help! I need contact info to file a complaint for Google

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They restricted access to my enitre Sorayama and Blotter Art collections' photos....in case you are curious as to what the hell happen...
Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Another debate with a (this time non-existent) internet troll, in which I state the case against bible thumping lawmakers and their voters too.......

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Yet another snarky comment in an internet comment board debate turned into a novella that needed to go here so as to not drop this bomb on...
Wednesday, August 27, 2014

PART TWO: Art is not drugs. Yet, I got raided in a no-knock warrant because of my blotter art collection...

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.......Not only did they take almost my entire blotter art collection to test out for drugs, but they also took all of my computers, which...
Friday, August 22, 2014

25I-NBOMe is not LSD. Art is not drugs. Yet, I got raided in a no-knock warrant because of my blotter art collection....PART I (PART ONE)

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25I-NBOMe is not LSD. Art is not drugs. Yet, I got raided in a no-knock warrant because of my blotter art collection....or "How I lea...
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